The Phallic café - bistro - Reykjavík

Richard L.

Visited here after touring the museum. The cafe was comfortable, just by the gift shop and plenty of seating available the time we visited.
Food wise, it was more average. Both dishes were tasty but very over priced. We expected this to be the case as its obviously a novelty cafe.
That said the penis shaped waffles and penis themed drinks were good fun.
Coffees again were average but they did have alternative dairy free milks which was great. I had an almond latte.
Certainly worth visiting for the novelty aspect but only if your willing to pay the price. Jan 2025.

Megui C.

I didn’t go into the museum but I toured the gift shop which was pretty fun, then I ate their famous waffles with a cup of coffee and it was pretty good. Loved the place. Will go back if I can ❤️

San R.

I lived for so long in Iceland but haven't visited this place. So, for the last day of my 2024, it was something new.
Atmosphere was kinda nice and relaxing... nothing disturbing...exept I wanted more phallic fun ..but my coffee didn't have that ..ha ha ...But all good.

Lar

Actually, I don't like dicks, but the place is very nice with an authentic idea and atmosphere.
Also, the food is delicious 🤤 .

Recommend cockochino and the waffles.

Aisling S.

A little bit pricey but very tasty waffles. They also sold ginger beer (first place that I found in 4 days). The pumpkin spice latte wasn't great though - tasted more like chai.

Edit: Google keeps refusing to post this because "it's a fake review" so I've added a photo of me in the museum (just before the cafe) to prove it's real? Idk.

Kasia H.

Nice place with good food, but extremely pricey!

Maria P.

We didn’t have any food but we stop in to enjoy some IPAs with some interesting names to them and they were served cold and in a cold glass. This was a fun, different and interesting cafe and we enjoyed our time here.

Theresa M.

Don't leave the museum without eating at the Cafe! I wasn't even hungry, but it's my last day in Iceland, and when else will I be able to eat duck confit out if a phallic waffle? The craft IPA was surprisingly good (much better than the New England IPA every place else here sells, and not as bitter as the Kaldi IPA, but same 6% abv). I would drink it again if I could get it in the US. The duck confit is very tasty, the waffle perfectly crispy and warm, and the fries were great! Great price too. 🙌

Richard L.

Visited here after touring the museum. The cafe was comfortable, just by the gift shop and plenty of seating available the time we visited.
Food wise, it was more average. Both dishes were tasty but very over priced. We expected this to be the case as its obviously a novelty cafe.
That said the penis shaped waffles and penis themed drinks were good fun.
Coffees again were average but they did have alternative dairy free milks which was great. I had an almond latte.
Certainly worth visiting for the novelty aspect but only if your willing to pay the price. Jan 2025.

Megui C.

I didn’t go into the museum but I toured the gift shop which was pretty fun, then I ate their famous waffles with a cup of coffee and it was pretty good. Loved the place. Will go back if I can ❤️

San R.

I lived for so long in Iceland but haven't visited this place. So, for the last day of my 2024, it was something new.
Atmosphere was kinda nice and relaxing... nothing disturbing...exept I wanted more phallic fun ..but my coffee didn't have that ..ha ha ...But all good.

Lar

Actually, I don't like dicks, but the place is very nice with an authentic idea and atmosphere.
Also, the food is delicious 🤤 .

Recommend cockochino and the waffles.

Aisling S.

A little bit pricey but very tasty waffles. They also sold ginger beer (first place that I found in 4 days). The pumpkin spice latte wasn't great though - tasted more like chai.

Edit: Google keeps refusing to post this because "it's a fake review" so I've added a photo of me in the museum (just before the cafe) to prove it's real? Idk.